May we introduce our trainer, Bubba.
Bubba is wonderful. He notes every detail in addition to his training skills.
For example...testing the durability and safety of the haybags.
No fattys on this farm...nope, nope, nope.
When he sees one of our herd over indulging at the table he's quick to gently let them know "That's quite enough hay for you."
Bubba:
"Mom and Dad call these beasts 'Minis' but I just don't see it. I like to start my training session with the sneak attack. It just comes naturally to me."
"You then lunge for the beasts front end. You have to let them know who's boss. They can be frisky critters."
"That back end of theirs can be just as frisky. Be sure to practice the method on this end as you would the front...just to be safe."
"When you're through just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor. You've conquered the beast."
"I hope my tips have been of help to ya'll. One more thing, and don't tell Mom and Dad, you may call 'em Minis but I don't."
"Have a great day!"
Bubba